iLLWil

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My words like bike wheel spokes. The faster I spin, the more they cut.

illWil Anthm

I shifty like marbles on feet.
I say hi to your sister.

Drink beer like woman shop,
ILLWIL brought the hip and hop.
my rimes like Rubiks cube.
You try hard but I to smart.

Oh no.
you say I copy ILLMITCH.
I eat turnips to that.
I original and extra crispy.
he give turkey.
no herbs and spices.

Money is Pain

(Chorus:)
Cant carry my cash no more
Cant be wearin my flash no more
cause when it comes down to it
aint no way im goin through it
every girl I attract is a whore

(Solo One:)
Workin all day, leaves little time for play
whether its June, May, Fall or twice on Sunday
though I get paid like the best, I still stress like the rest
so only top bitches can come to my par-tay

So hear it when I tell ya...

that your fake titty-tatas
cant be rubbin in my face
cause you're such a disgrace
to that boy, pimply faced
your only high school date
teeth all covered in brace
who followed your every trace
your most likely of fates

till you got the surgery
and oh so suddenly, miss popularity
(beet)
avoiding poor ol Larry
whose face is buried
in a pillow of down
while your out on the town
sippin on coke and crown
while an old man goes down
on your vertical frown

So hear it when I tell ya...

(Chorus:)
Cant carry my cash no more
Cant be wearin my flash no more
cause when it comes down to it
aint no way im goin through it
every girl I attract is a whore

Mein Traum Frau


Mein Traum Frau wurdt fur mich backen.
Sie wurdt auch fur mich singen.
Sie wurdt die Klavier unterrichten mir zu spiel,
end ob sie wusst nicht wie die Klavier su spiel,
dann wir wurden zusammen lernen.
Sie musst patience haben.
Sie wurdt schon Haar und schon Augen haben.
Sie musst Sporten gefallt.
Beide zu fehrnsehen und spielen.
Sie musst klug und komisch sein.
Dann und wann,
sie wurde krank bekommen,
so ich wurde fur sie sorgen.

Shoot It, Dang


I am not angry,
just pissed on.
I do not intend you to hurt,
but if I do, you know, no hard feelings.

(Chrorus):
I cannot stand what you do to me
you are hard to smile make. The deal? Yo.
I do not understand what you speak at me
Can I your flower yet take? The deal? Yo.

(Vers 2):
It is not like I brake mirror and stuff,
Shoot it, that is what I do last week.
I tear you with my claws in hunger,
much like bear with no teeth

(Chrorus):
I cannot stand what you do to me
you are hard to smile make. The deal? Yo.
I do not understand what you speak at me
Can I your flower yet take? The deal? Yo.

I in line here,
why you skip me.
Shoot it. O.K. then,
my bread will taste better.

Panikhita


'Speak of no such things!"
many commonly said to me
but one can never know
due to urges suddenly
that can bloody virgin ears
and turn roses into thorns
shallow strangers out of peers
make a demon earn its horns

but to mutter other words
would be to utter a certain lie
certainly they must know
demons sometimes cry

Fearful of accepting
what you and I both know
my daughter, laid to rest,
rest in peace, even though...

You a ho!

The others wish to ignore this
lettin bygones be just that
but when other kids were skinning knees
you'd come down with the clap

your number's writtenon the walls
k-y your currency
always on your hands and knees
but not to beg or plea

you were a famous actress
terror glee and despair
but never one to be too shy
when cum was in your hair

for these things I forgive
trangressions willful and without
it is I who should feel shameful
my veins filled with the grout

I never said 'I love you'
too in love with myself
to allow to show a weakness
a flaw
I was needed help

steam rises from an open wound
of this the smog is thick
mind above all else
my stomach becoming sick

my misery's companions
are pity, grief and shame
of you I am not embarrassed
it is I who am to blame.

Return of the iLLW!L


Finished?
no
Relaxed?
a little
Composed?
as always
Favorite Candy?
a skittle
Fresh Beats?
yes
Lyrics?
sublime
More Girls?
you betcha
Still Rhyme
no... i dont want to rime like
nursry story for baby.
thats gay
whose idea was this interview anyway.
wait...

haha, not
I sleep in a cot
the only place to poop
is in my o-na-lay pot

oh no, snot
I wish I had bought
some tissue from the store
across the park-a-ing lot

good thing, I got
the paper I brought
from the bum on the bench
some hood-a-lum shot

my anus, taught
intestines, wraught
tears in my eyes
they had to be-a fought

It hit, the spot
released my clot
out came the poop
from my doo-doo slot

after, this squat
these words I jot
at the end of each sentence
I end with a dot.

The heat, is hot
I realize I ought
to dance a jig
and do the robot

My ink, did blot
its the end of my plot.
In US you say word
but in Franc they say Mott!

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my triumphant return
to the stage begins
hold tight the barf bag
and get ready my friend
I know you missed me
so dont pretend
your attempts to me ignore
reached a pitiful end

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Copyright. Me. 2004.