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Michelle-Ann: The first time had I heard this song, I had just got back to my apartment after hanging out with some friends. It was funny because we had just gotten in this big arguement about what clothes people wear that are too revealing and how when that happens how it makes some people feel uncomfortable and all. Apparently I had offended someone, and I did try apologizing for this, but I had offended someone with my favorite skirt.
Now I’ll be the first to admit that I am a flirt and that I wear provocative clothing and all but people who know, people who know who I am and where I came from know how important my clothing is to my identity, and for someone to be offended with my clothing, well, that means they got a problem with me, know what I’m sayin’. And you see, I had had these new stockings on and it won’t like they wasn’t covering up my legs and, and if you could see any higher up my legs, like if you were trying to look, and see up my legs you could see my, you know, undergarments, im sure like if you was lookin’. But even then it aint like what you seein’ down there aint like your pool clothes or nothing. I mean look at what the got on TV and all, you’ve got dogs humpin’ and, you’ve got these people who think they can do what ever they want like, ‘Hey, look at me!’
But me and Kendra ended up yelling at each other, and, well, let me tell you something about Kendra... she’s the type of person that, whenever you put her with other people, bad things happen. And, like, you could tell that if she wasnt there, then we would be, like, having a great time, and believe me, it was obvious that I wasnt the only person that who noticed. Now, granted, I do have the benefit of having gotten my mother’s observatory skillset, which, obviously, is why I chose to pursue a career in movies, but, like I was saying, everybody was getting tired of her, and we were getting tired of putting up with her, so she said something, that was, like, inappropriate, to which, like my mother raised me, God rest her soul, to not be fearful of confronting someone when they have crossed the line.
Kendra did not appreciate my concern and, in fact, she did one of those ‘pfft’ things, you know and ‘pfft” rolled her eyes, which is when I called her a bitch, because you know, she was. And it aint like it was news, damn. Her mother probably called her a bitch, probably slapped her. Or, at least, she should’ve. I know I would have. You know, I bet if her mom probably would have taken the time to properly discipline her daughter, this whole thing wouldn’t not never have happened, and if Kendra weren’t such a bitch, then like, the world would be happier.
But, anyhow, where was I? Oh, so like, Kendra, at this point, just lost, lost control. She called me an ‘over-priced-two-bit slut-whore’, at which point I had decided, that I would be the better person and I just got up and left. You know, BAM, gone. Boy, I’d hate to be a cricket on a wall in that room.
But, yeah, I had just gotten back to my apartment after picking up some stuff from the market, and I put my keys down on the table like I always do, when I remembered I forgot to pick up some milk because I had spilled the bottle earlier and had to clean it all up. And, like I had always done, I had taken off my heels, you know, men will never appreciate what we women do, to, you know, like, put up with them, and I was walking in the kitchen when I stepped in some of that sticky milk mess that I must have missed, and like, let me tell you, when you’re in stockings, ladies, you know what Im talking about, if your stocking gets, like, caught on something when you’re going to step, then what happens then is that your foot, your foot goes up the stocking, like when you take it off, but if only goes up so far, and then you like, can’t move your foot far enough forward, cause its, like, caught in a stocking, so, BAM, im falling over like a one-legged drunk on a bicycle and I hit, the first part of my body to hit the ground is my knee, the one that I had hurt in gymnastics seventeen months ago, which cut my promising dance career short, and you, like, know, that my lawyer is like, this close to getting that damn YMCA for all their money, because like, who has tumblimg mats, but, like, doesnt properly secure them down. I mean my moves are progressive, and I like, need a more secure mat, and they should provide me with one. But, you know, my lawyer is handling that one, and he says we have a good chance of coming out on top.
But, when I was laying there, with my knee, like exploding, I was thinking. And I was, like, performing my exercises like my psychic-relationship advisor told me, like, sitting there, like, finding my core. And, then, like this song came on. Panikhita, came on, and I was like listening to it and feeling it. And I felt it, and I was like, yeah this thing got it going on, you know. And it got to its middle part, and I was like, ‘Oh, my god, yes’
And, like, you know, I don’t know what he’s singing about but, I heard “You a ho” and I knew. I knew. I’m like, yeah, Kendra the ho. I know, like, that song is about her. Or people like her, cause I dont know what that song is about, but Kendra is a ho and that song is about ho’s and its about Kendra
Ive got one
thing I like to say to Kendra. Kendra: “You a ho!” (laughs)
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